Clear Clitoral Cup Pump Set

A great starter item
Reviewed: 18 Sep 2008
Reviewer: sanctusmortis, a married straight male

I've been considering one of these for a while, and finally took the plunge...

Now, this thing screams "I am a clinical device", from the comedically clumsy German box translation (which, I think, was almost as fun as using the device; "assistance without adverse effects also with problems of frigidity, with climacteric (sic) period complaints, for stabilisation of the psyche" was a particular favourite) to the actual device (plain black rubber bulb, clear plastic tubing and device, little yellow valve cover - like a blood pressure cuff, oddly).

Still, it's very simple in use; attach tube to cup, close valve, pump air out until she can't take any more. The clear cup makes this quite a show! Then, you just release the valve, remove the cup, and all the blood slowly seeps back. Until it does, sensitivity shoots through the roof; the box isn't joking when it says "for a healthy vulva"...

It can be quite hard to make the initial seal; you have to make sure it's pressed firmly on before the initial pump, which if you did it right seals it on.

Her impressions? Utterly amazing, but she can't look at a gas mask in the same way ever again.

Pros
Quality product, easy to use, comical packaging

Cons
Not easy to place

Bottom Line
A fantastic piece of kit, complete with some great sensations

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