Doc Johnson Pocket Ass Palm Pal

Does what it says on the tin.
Reviewed: 19 May 2009
Reviewer: ElBe

I placed my order at 11pm Saturday and it was delivered on Monday, which is pretty amazing considering I used regular mail.

First appearances went well. It was an eerily large box for something claiming to be pocket sized, but upon opening I was delighted to find it just looks large.

A few bits of paper and a oiled bag accompanied it, but here are no maintenance instructions.

About 4 1/2" inches high and just 2" wide, the squishy purple bunghole feels fairly innocuous. It could double as a glow stick holder!

On its first test run (one must, for science you know) I found a simple spit and lick on the ass end lubes it up just fine. Grasping the rings around the outside gives you enough purchase to really pop it in, but it's just a fraction too far back in my opinion for emulating the sensation of a sphincter.

I can report that it works fantastically and gives a good strong orgasm. If you continued to pump while ejaculating, you could easily lose control of your knees.

Compared to the real thing it's a little loose. It's comparable to masturbating with a condom on, only much much better.

As a larger male, I found it very accommodating - possibly too accommodating. I believe this is due to the flexibility of the rubber, which is very forgiving and quite clingy.

The sensation and 'clinginess' of the material is superb and putting a 'french corkscrew' into your routine feels fantastic.

Unfortunately the device is a bit too short and my cock head pops out of the other end.

It creates a fantastically tight ring just under my glands, emulating that real sphincter portal. It's at the wrong end, but it certainly does the job. A couple could easily utilise this feature.

Using it in the left hand actually feels fantastic, and right is just as good if a bit 'old hat'. Both hands are better, if less dignified.

The thick end is a little ungainly to handle, but the ridge allows you a good grip (assuming you don't get it lubed up.)

As a tube it doesn't catch your ejaculate, but you can pull back and dump it into the end of the tube. Obviously you can tip it out the back if you fancy a second round.

Its very easy to wash, just press that butt up against the tap and turn on.

It does have a unique odour, which is very mild enough, but you will notice it on your hands. I'd compare it to condom latex, but sweeter scented.

As an aside, my product had a large flat bubble in the interior of the opening. It in no way affects the products function, other than making a slight farting noise on penetration. This is minor and I shall be buying a second one just to eliminate the small noise. In the vagina Palm Pal, this may be a deliberate design feature.

I highly recommend this product if you're interested in testing out whether or not you're in to male sex toys. This will convince you that you are.

Pros
Petite, discreet, feels great, simple to clean, great sensations, tight enough.

Cons
Not as small as it could be, not as tight as I'd imagined.

Bottom Line
Fantastic little stroker that delivers a quality experience at a great price.

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