Reviews of Doc Johnson Pretty and Pink Ass Master Dildo

Wiggly joy!
Reviewed: 28 Jan 2010
Reviewer: LaceyRaine, an engaged gay female

When I was looking around for toys I saw this and thought it looked quite interesting. I bought it more on a whim than anything. Perhaps it was because of the shape.

When it actually came through I was very surprised by how floppy and flexible it is, which is great because I've been hunting ages for something like this! When toys say 'flexible' it normally means you can bend them a little, but if you grab this thing by the handle you can really flop it from side to side! It's great fun and really makes me giggle.

I wasn't sure about the texture of it from the picture, but it's actually a very nice feel. It's like a synthaskin toy, but without the tackiness that you normally get with synthaskin-type products.

Where the toy is textured and not smooth it needs a little more lube than other toys of the same type, as it doesn't hold lube as well. This needs reapplication if you're looking for a smooth ride. But if you keep it well-lubed, this little baby will be so beautifully smooth!

The best thing about this toy is that although you have the insertable end and the handle, the handle end actually makes for some very different sensations to the end that's designed to go in. In reality, if you want to brave it (and I recommend it) it's pretty much two different toys in one! And it just feels so damn good!

It's rare to find toys that are simply this flexible and it's a real joy to have it in the box!

Pros
Super-flexible. Lovely texture. Very nice design.

Cons
None.

Bottom Line
The very good kind of floppy fun!

Overall rating:

Take the day off work and enjoy!
Reviewed: 31 Oct 2007
Reviewer: SpankyTheSquirrel, a single straight male

Technically this isn't a butt-plug, but it definitely belongs in that category because it's the best I have EVER found. It's large and satisfying without being too big and that triangulated shaft feels better than the normal round type - I don't know how exactly but it seems to make contact in all the right places. The handle may seem like a strange idea, but when you slip it in you'll appreciate the control it gives you; you can turn it so that the corners touch just where you want them and pull on it at the moment of climax. It's a near perfect design.

Pros
Immensely satisfying and easy to use.

Cons
If only there was a vibrating version!

Bottom Line
A 25 year old design and it's still the ultimate.

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WOW!
Reviewed: 3 Mar 2010
Reviewer: AlisonD, a going steady bisexual female

I was very surprised when I first saw this, it looks MASSIVE!

I initially bought it for my partner who fancied an anal toy. He almost passed out when he saw it and it doesn't fit. I'm too scared to push it hard in case it causes pain.

This toy is now used by myself; it's a lovely material, nice and flexible, and actually quite funny the way it wiggles.

It's a great size and shape and I love it.

Pros
The shape and lovely material.

Cons
It smells not very nice.

Bottom Line
A great toy, don't see how it could fit anally though.

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ass master
Reviewed: 19 Sep 2006
Reviewer: smeghead

I have the non-pink version, but that is a simple cosmetic detail :)

This was my second anal toy purchase after a smaller vibrating plug, purchased as I wanted a more full feeling. Well, this does give me a fuller feeling, but I would prefer it if the whole length was as wide as it is at the widest point. When i slide it up into my ass I keep wanting to be spread further, but it doesn't get wide enough until it is in a bit too far to leave in comfortably.

Apart from that the assmaster is well constructed and a good length - easy to hold and manipulate or use against something else like the bed if you want to slide up and down on it. We then run into the other problem I have with the assmaster - the material is very smooth and so ironically causes a bit of drag as it doesn't hold lube very well.

Imagine what happens when you have wet hands and rub them on a balloon, but nowhere near as bad as that and you're getting the picture. If you like that tugging feeling then it might be perfect for you, but at the moment I am looking for something which glides easily. Who knows! Once I am more experienced I may enjoy the feeling of being used and abused and find a new love for this toy :) All in all good fun and easy to use, but it depends what exactly you're looking for! Have fun!

Pros
Good size, easy to manipulate

Cons
- The smooth material doesn't hold lube well, so although you'll start out well you may need constant re-application if you don't like the tugging feeling.- Strong plastic smell

Bottom Line
Good fun but something slightly textured would possibly be better to hold lube

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